- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year
"That would get you shot in some places.”
today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
im fuckin dying
"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"
I am fucking screaming
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
I damn hope it was Luke Hemmings.